Well, Mom knows that I tried. I tried and tried and tried to bring her back up, but the Mudcat (who is jealous, I think, of Mom's popularity) wouldn't call her to I could post.

No, I won't sell my swords to help pay the bills! Instead, I'll use them to obtain ill-gotten loot from gentlemen and ladies of the highway!

Yes!

I shall become the highwayman that robs the highwaymen (and highwaywomen)! After all, why should I do ALL the work and take ALL the risks? This way I don't have to rob a whole bunch at once, but just one person!

Pretty smart, huh?