You know that Les Barker poem where the polar bear goes up to the shipping office after The Titanic, and says "have you got any news of the iceberg, me family were all on there and they meant the whole world to me........"

well it very funny, and some of you won't have heard of it. and while theres still nice things to be discovered in the world of folksingers and singer songwriters and writers.....well Mudcat's future is safe. the informed media journalists are really bloody useless to a man. their finger is only on the pulse of the rubbish that gets into the mainstream..

so guest can sod off and bugger up someones else's christmas party. I hear the Macbeths' are giving a do....