Hey ........ Spawzer ........ You are really milking this one, guy ...... we do have other accounts here at LFPS, layabouts at large and for hire. We are coming up on our busy season here. There are many folks that don't have time for laying about, so's we have to pace ourselves. Time for you to move on out of that place. I know its a sweet gig, but have a little respect for the other Senior partners.

And just remember folks. If your life is out of control, and every minute of the day is filled up. If you have a refrigerator full of beer and snacks, Buffalo Wings waiting to be eaten, and a couch or an easy chair just crying out for someone to use, but you just can't find the time, give a call to Lane, Patterson, Fielding and Swan, Layabouts at Large and for hire. We have reasonable rates, and are extremely competent at doing nothing at all. Our standard package covers eating your snacks, yelling at you to get us a beer and sleeping and snoring loudly with a TV set in the background blaring out your favorite football game/sporting events. No figure skating or ice dancing, please. While our prices are all inclusive, there are a couple of optional services that can be added for a fee. If you would like flatulence included, we need a days notice in order to "power up the pumps". There is no extra charge for belching loudly and scratching ourselves.

We are your full service layabouts. Accept no imitations.

Get better, pal. I love ya and have you foursquare in the prayers.

Mick
Senior/Founding partner
LFPS