Dear Mr. Lane, Founding Partner,

Is your service complimentary for other Founding Members (imagine finding those dangly bits after all of those years!) and, does it provide Lap Service for those of Other Species?

I ask on behalf of Mr. Patterson's landlord and lady, Mr. & Mrs. Why MoreOnHer, as they are in some distress at having to layabout, themselves, without benefit of Mr. P's cushioned largesse and warmth. He has been qute good about them draping their 80 pounds and more across his Lap; actually lapping up the attention and they do so love to give him baths. It really helps tremendously with the wafting odors which seem to hang like a miasma of gaseous clouds whereever he is.

They eagerly await, in quite dignity, your pending member answer, via this most accomodating medium. ON their behalf, I am

Sincerely Yours,


Cat Agoneia (if Mr. P doesn't return soon! They are squishing me and I DON't like my fur getting slobbered on!)