what a fine piece of news to brighten up my Monday! I still have a buncha high quality purebred @#$!-reduction candles going for the bunch of you. Now get better so I can visit you, hug you, and dope- slap you for cheating on your hard-won reputation as a layabout. Only hard-working people get ulcers and cellulitis! Now park that bum, elevate those legs, and relax, dammit! ... oh, you're doing that, eh?... well, relax harder and faster, you need to get out of there before you run out of people to torment. I've been corrupting folk all over the place, making them visit the Warther Museum, and I need you to corrupt me with yet more vices. Love, Mary