When somebody says goodbye to me
I'm sad as I can be,
But when I think of Tookie boy
I'll surely shout with glee

"Oh, toot, toot, Tookie don't cry
Toot, toot, Tookie good bye!"

The funeral train that takes you
Away from me,
No words can tell how glad it makes me

"Oh, toot, toot, Tookie don't cry
Toot, toot, Tookie good bye!"

When they stick the needle in
You know it won't hurt
But when the relatives see you twitch
They'll surely want to blurt (out)

"Oh, toot, toot, Tookie don't cry
Toot, toot, Tookie good bye!"

Watch for the mail, I'll never fail,
If you don't get a letter
Then you'll know you're in Hell

"Oh, toot, toot, Tookie don't cry
Toot, toot, Tookie good bye!"