Steve (Latimer) ... Bert Fegg is *Dave the Ancient Mariner ...he's just in disguise ... "Bert Fegg's Nasty Book for Boys and Girls" was re-printed in the States but did not sell as well as it did in the UK. I take my hardcopy version with me everywhere in the world. It will come in handy for Pantomine season with the story of Depravo the Rat. As a newly single guy, I find the discussion of Sex Education to be most relevant: "The first thing you need to know about sex is where to buy the chocolates ... take precautions ... buy soft centres as well as hard centres ..."

Cheers, yerluvinguncle Brian "Fegg" *not actually convicted, even though the circusmtances were against him ...