bobert, you need a top hat and cane for your schtick.

Why would I want to go to those hillbilly places you frequent and get my butt dicked by some cousin of yours with no teeth?

I can listen to WSM Nashville from here and get all of the good country music I want.

Besides, your so called tough hillbillies would shit in their pants walking through an alley in chicago. And more than likely, they would not have another pair to change to so they would just continue to stink from both ends.