I went to Sears, but none of the salesmen could tell me my future.

I was feeling a bit hungry when I left, so I went over to Taco Bell, but they had no bells made of tacos. Not even a bell in the shape of a taco, nor a taco in the shape of a bell.

Then I tried Long John Silver. No long johns, and no silver either. Silver the horse wasn't even there.

So I drove to Ruby Tuesday. Even though it was on a Tuesday, they wouldn't even show me a ruby, much less sell me one.

So I stopped by a coffeehouse, but the house wasn't made of coffee.

In desperation, I went to Papa John's Pizza. Miraculously, they had pizza there! But they wouldn't let me buy a slice; they said it all belonged to Papa John.