Why you pickin' on the women? Do you not honor (or honour, in your case) the sex that gave you birth? The gentler sex, who drove the sassenach out of Scotland? Who inspired such Scottish heroes as Robert the Bruce, William Wallace, Sawney Bean, and The MacGregor? Where would Scotland be were it not for such as Flora MacDonald and Mary Tudor? For that matter, where would Scotland be without women?

Just a barren and blasted land, that's where. Uninhabitated. So there.

Now be nice to the women and they'll be nice to you (if you know what I mean, heh heh heh) even if you're one of those Scots"men" who wear a skirt.