Oo...trolls these days ain't wot they used to be, with sorry attempts of "it used to be ok" and "I know who that was" messages. Nowadays, ye get all riled up at trolls like this 'un, and shift yer weight to the other arse cheek. Maybe yawn.

When I were a young lad, previous life or even previouser, we 'ad proper trolls. They'd make yer eyes bug out and steam come out yer ears, ye'd be so mad. They'd write insultin' things with a whole string of them hymen things wot link words together, and they'd get a thousand replies before their '!' key even cooled off. You'd want to thrash 'em good, I tell ya. Best trolls in the whole cyberworld, they wuz, but them days is gone forever...