Ho HO HO !!!!!
Them pesky elves have decided to water - ski your parcel to you according to the latest satellite tracking news gleaned from three bits of bent coathanger and a cauldron (waste not, want not ...you know !!) ...or that's what they must be doing considering how long they're taking........BIG SIGH !!

Be reassured ......it IS on its way.....correction.......THEY are on their way. I do hope they don't pull over in search of lighthouse pictures for you too.......or I may be forced to remove some privileges
BUT I won't remove the water skis until they arrive ......what do you think I am.......daft ?? huh ???

Yours fretfully
Santa