Hmmm.... it is Yule, and no package, yet, from my pome-writing Nicholas Secret Stand-in. Somewhere, deep in this thread, there's a message saying it was posted on the Third of December.

It would have been here, I think, if its point of origin were somewhere in North America.

I have also received notice that the British Royal Mail is in no way involved (but my Secret Stand-in may have been telling a wee fiblet, as part of the game).

Could that mean that my parcel is arriving from the distant, summery, shores of OZ?

(Ever curious, and patient)
C.U.