The definitive form of a language is that which is spoken in the capital city.

Like Parisian French is the definitive form of French. Therefore Cockney is the defifnitive form of English.

So LH. You bloody Colonials should spend your time learning English rather than trying to make your regional dialect the norm.

So watch it mush or you'll get a bunch of fives.   

Bert **Grinning feindishly**