What I recall is:

:Morphine don't faze this baby Whiskey don't drive me crazt Women don't lead me to my grave I learned to take my likker Way down in Puerto Rikker (sic) Ain't nobody's business what I do.

Once I had a gal named Minnie She was so goddam skinny Shaped just like a billiard cue; On night on the porch I found 'er Fifteen times my arms went round 'er Aint...