It works! Thank you all very much...except for Clinton Hammond. I have ordered 50,000 Ronco Jiffy Emasculators on his credit card number, and they will be arriving at his door shortly. He can use the first one on himself, and then see if he can sell the rest to the CIA. I'm sure they have a use for such things in their overseas secret bases. Maybe they even have a use for Clinton... although...probably not.