I think the first two verses of Kelly's riff on the 12 Days of Christmas went, more or less, thus:

Honor Thursday of crispness,
MacFurloff centipede
A. Parsnips, inner pantry.

Honor sickle day of crispness,
MacFurloff centipede
Toot doodle duffs
Anna Parsnips, inner pantry.

I surfed over here looking for more, and appreciate Ken's logging that verse sung by Churchy, which has to be #3.

Christopher