Don't have a go at cansouth - the idiotic atrocities really being enacted in our own names are far more outrageous than his satellite theories.

Face-touching is often to do with social embarassment or the crossing of boundaries. For example, the Sevilla goalkeeper probably felt he'd let his team-mates down, and also that he was symbolically moving to another zone by being sent-off. While he was still on the pitch he felt socially confused by being neither one thing nor another - a player, but one who was excluded from the game.

Try & get some professional councelling on the fears that your theories have caused you, cansouth.