Hrothgar-
I'd forgotten that verse. It goes:

Well there came a big depression, and the slicker lost his pants;
First he lost his Cadillac, and then he lost his Nance.
And she came back to the mountain,
She came back to the mountain,
She came back to the mountain mighty sore,
And the cowboy and the deacon
Got that thing that they were seekin'
And she's known as West Vieginia's biggest.............used car dealer.