see!!! Can't even get agreement about the rates, much less the metaphysical parameters. I'll bet they won't even honor Amos' check...hmmmpff! Tell you what, folks...if I appear, you tell 'em I was one of the sweetest, nicest skeptics around, and I oughta get my quarter anyway....and 60 virgins to compensate me for not getting my 'moment' in a reasonable way in THIS life.

*goes off mumbling about parity and equity and disinformation*