Charest? A lifetime Conservative who jumped ship for a job? His hair is too curly anyway.

Mike who? Didn't he write a few books er sumpin? Usually, ya gotta be an MP, first.

Martin will lead a majority and the Bloc will lose ground. Martin will do the honourable thing and call a leadership convention after "The Gomery" so's he can get outta town while the gettin's good. Belinda? Nope. Johnny the Man? Nope. Curly Jean? Nope. Frank McKenna will don his Superman cape. Hey, anyone who could turn New Brunswick around like he did has gotta have a cape.

Stevie will hang himself with his tie.