Who care about faster way to polish brass? Grasshopper Jimmy have had epiphany! Yes, Jimmy, have discover fount of all Mudcat wisdom! Fount of all Mudcat wisdom is dumb boring shit! Do dumb boring shit every day and you become wise. You become wise because while you do dumb boring shit you get to think about goofy weird shit like where you ampersand disappear to and what the fuck is ampersand anyway.

It is good Jimmy find fount of all Mudcat wisdom while polishing brass instead of while doing regular job. Not good idea to send brain off to visit land of goofy weird shit while performing root canal.