Metchosin - I have it on good authority that nothing is more painful than the jolt suffered by a male member brushing against an electric fence whilst peeing..... I cannot compare, not having a) the equipment to pee standing, b) peed anywhere near an electric fence or c) the mental incapacity to stick any part of my body on live electrical wires. Suffice it to say, it was a very long time before he was interested in gathering blackberries.

LTS












And yes.. it was even longer before I stopped laughing. Ain't I a stinker?!