LTS,   I don't think on that occasion it was so much inate mental incapacity as the high octane of what I had consumed, that clouded my judgement about exactly where to put my bum......and nah, you're not a stinker, I doubled over once when a gentlemen judged his inseam to be longer than the height of the electric wire. I think I eventually apologized for laughing.

Guest, no fear, I do some very dumb things, but I'm not a deliberate masochist.

Although, if I suck a lithium battery will it help counteract my manic reaction to fire to my mouth?