I recently placed an order for a special kind of socks as a Christmas present. Once they had all my information, the barrage of questions began.

Are you interested in the special on page 94?

No. All I need today are the socks, thank you.

Well how about some cute little Keds on page 18?

NO.

Can I send you $100.00 worth of free cosmetics to try?

NO! NO! NO! What part of I am only interested in purchasing socks today is difficult for you to understand? Ask me one more f*cking question and I'm canceling my order.

Thank you M'am. Have a nice day.

Me: :)