Hey, listen Blind-ster... I don't need no dictionary to find my way home.... That's whad maps is fir, son... Dictinarays is good for tryin' to figgurate what the heck LH is talkin' 'bout half 'er so most of the time... No, what you need when you is blinded drunked an' BR'd you need a good map and not too much uphill stuff... You know what I mean, here, blindster... Hills is okay going down 'um 'cause if thats where yer headed yer gonna get there by morning but if you gotta go uphill then you gotta drunk issue... I hate drunk issues... You know, like standing up???

And whilst we are on the subjexct of drunkness, hey, yer spellin' sucks big time... No, don't take it personly 'er nuthin' but maybe you is a Rhoades scolar when yer sober but when yer drunkened yer splin' really stinks up the joint... But nobody is perfect 'cept me and CarolC an' I ain't too sure 'bout me at all...

Reglards,

Bobert