Bobert:

Get out that Wes Ginny silde rool, clean all he coon guts off of it and refine my claqlations about Bush's chances of getin' kilt compared to Kerry's chances.

Now neither of them was kilt but I guess because Kerry didn't get kilt in 'NAM in his 4 month stint (1/3rd of the usual) carries more waight that the fact that GWB didn't get kilt in his 5 1/2 years as a fighter interceptor pilot.

I figger Bush's chances of gettin' kilt were about twice a high as Kerry's but that don't mean anything to you cause he was in Texas and getting killed in Texas is no where near as bad as gettin' kilt in Texas.

Now to get more specific, how many days did Kerry put his life on the line flying a fighter interceptor?

Kerry spent 1/3rd of the average tour of duty including the ones that hate him for joining the group that dreamed up propaganda about them.

Was Kerry in any danger when he went to France to meet the enemy in voilation of the UCMJ?

Did Bush meet with the enemy? Did Bush join an a subversive group?

"On the second day of the conference, Pitkin was surrounded by a group of the event's leaders, who said they needed more witnesses and wanted him to speak. Pitkin protested that he didn't have anything to say. Kerry said, "Surely you had to have seen some of the atrocities." Pitkin insisted that he hadn't, and the group's mood turned menacing. One of the other leaders leaned in and whispered, "It's a long walk back to Baltimore." Pitkin finally agreed to "testify." The Winter Soldier leaders told Pitkin exactly what they wanted -– stories about rape, brutality, shooting prisoners, and racism. Kerry assured him that "the American people will be grateful for what you have to say."
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