Wanna come up to Pocatello this weekend? I can pick you up at the airport tomorrow. You can meet the girls and we're buying the beer & pizza & paint and stuff. Yessir, just me and Pat and five girls from the U. and a nun. All weekend. They'll be doing...things...in the basement apartment. I won't tell you what exactly is it they'll be doing, but it promises to be pretty darned kinkly. I'll give you a hint, though: it involves soft, cuddly rollers and "brushes."