The question before us, ladies and gentlemen, is how can barking be curtailed? Another consideration might be whether the bitch's bark is worse than her bite? Is she, indeed, a shaggy dog? We really need much more information from our dear friend Brett, the hair of the dog so to speak.

How will it all end? Well, it's sure a dog-eat-dog world! But whatever you decide to do, Brett, try not to be dogmatic.

ARF, ARF!
Charley Ignoble