Billy Cotton Band Show (Wakey-WAKEEE)

I am the music man, I come from down your way,
And I can play-ay, I play piano
Pi-pi-pi-pi-piano, piano, piano
Pi-pi-pi-pi-piano, pi-pi-piano

Then through various instruments, ending with:-

I am the music man, and every time I play,
My Hurdy-gurdy, I get the birdie
Um-pa um-pa um-pa-pa......Etc,

God I am getting old!

FC