Well gee whiz--howdy doo? Welcome the the Mudcat Juke Joint! I'm your soda jerk host/swaaa-yuhl singer, Mbo! My boss said I'm supposed to run this place "business as usual" while he's away--but I lied. But...well gosh-golly what could be more fun than inviting all you guys and gals from the Mudcat and serve free malteds?

Do you like our snazzy deco job? I set up a memorabilia wall over there--check out the pictures! Yeah, mister, there's the one of that Bobby Dylan guy, dressed as a lumberjack! There's one of Muddy Waters playing with the groovy Fab 4, and the one with Seamus Ennis strumming a ukelele. I just hope the boss don't find out that I cut up his music magazines, lost his scissors, and used up all his glue! Oh and that one over there is of this Irish guy who came in once. He said his name was Tommy, and I think he wanted me to make him something, but he never said WHAT--really far-out.

Since I'm here first, I got first dibs on the Jukebox. I'm gonna use my five cents to play that song by ELO--"Hold On Tight." It makes me want to do a dance! Everyone, pull up a chrome stool, have a malt, and lets sing some songs! I'm gonna put my coonskin hat on!

--Mbo