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Thread #88077   Message #1649421
Posted By: Dave (the ancient mariner)
16-Jan-06 - 06:37 AM
Thread Name: BS: Osama bin Laden died in December 2001
Subject: RE: BS: Osama bin Laden died in December 2001
I have it from a well known source (CBC)that he is currently living in Toronto under an assumed name, and is drawing unemployment insurance and welfare under several identities.

He was rendered unemployed having been disqualified from running as the next Liberal Candidate for Toronto Danforth. Party officials who remain nameless for security reasons, advised Osama that he might just be recognised even though he planned to campaign wearing designer sunglasses. Paul Martin distanced himself from this candidate after being accused of USA bashing on television.

To compensate Osama, he will probably get nominated for the Order Of Canada by the Governor General, for his compassionate work amongst the Islamic Jihad Brotherhood of the West; or possibly be nominated as the next Canadian Ambassador to Iraq.

Yours, Aye. Dave