Actually, if the police were to shadow a few of these people who constantly sing "Sometimes I Feel Like A Motherless Child" to themselves and find out where they go when they feel like one, they might finally be able to locate some of those missing children displayed on the milk cartons and junk mail and find out where they've been kept all this time, and lock up a responsible party or two.

(Without infringing on the rights of the majority of us who merely love one of the more beautiful Spirituals in both word and tune in existance,of course!)

....And remember, if you see a picture of an adult obviously over 21 in the upper left hand corner of one of those pieces of junk mail who is not accompanied by a juvenile, don't worry, as they're only real estate agents. And despite the coincidince, my friends in real estate, whose real families I've known since childhood, assure me there is no connection whatsoever, even though they'd obviously have more access to places to hide the kids than anyome else. I don't know what they'd be doing with them or training them for anyway, but still I always wondered.....

So with my one major try at being a legitimate Conspiricy Theorist being a total failure, you can understand why I leave the political threads to the rest of you. Sometimes I feel......

it's probably better that way.....