This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read on the net!

Anywhere else, admin. would have been notified, and the spam would be remeoved and the spammers IP# would be forever blocked... easy as that...

Failing that, why not try what other MB's that I've been to have done to deal with spammers... Make a password part of the cookie... that way one must register in order to post... and when a registered user spams tyhe board, it's very easy to then remove the spam, cancel the account, and block the IP#... Thier ISP can also be contacted and there is the likelyhood that thier service will be canceled...

That'll fix thier little red wagon!