Gremlins amidst the gladiolas. Sasquatch stomping the snowdrops. Orcs in the osage orange. Piskies in the pyrocantha. Boggarts 'midst the bleeding hearts. Leperchauns frolicing in the lilies. Pookahs in the petunias. Brownies bounding in the broom. Banshees in the bogainvillea. Every since that one time in college. Just once, and I didn't even inhale even though we were all in graduate school, if you know what I mean. Oh look! Dan Quayle!!