What the flip are you on about, eh? You got a problem? You wanna take it outside, flipface? Who the flip are you anyways?

In my experyence..and it is huge and vast...Liberal women are looser than Conservatives on the whole...unlest you get them drunk! Then the conservtives are way looser because, like, they got a lot of pent up sexual energy that got held in too long, eh? From bein' too conserviateive.

Then there are French girls. Hoo-Wee! "Loose" don't desribe it.

This is why I would hang arownd with the Bloc Quebecwha if they were arond here, but they are not. Too flippin' bad, eh?

Buy the way, Flipface took it in my riding. That was the Liberal candidate. It was a woman. I was ticked off about that, coz I bet on Bolthole to win. That was the Conservative guy.

I can't believe there is a woman runnin' this municipalaty now. I hope she don't make it illegal to get drunk. If she does, I am movin' to...Alberta. Or Timmins. Somewhere else.