"Pat Paulsen"

To quote him from 1967: "If I'm nominated I will not run and if I'm elected I will not serve."

His answer regarding the curtailment of planes being hijacked? Give everyone loaded guns when they board the plane.

And, in a response to someone who didn't want to go to Vietnam: "You say it will ruin your chances to finish your education, take you away from your lady friend, break up your family and maybe get you wounded or killed! What do I have to say to that? Picky, picky, picky."

He held a $79 a plate fundraising dinner in California--I can't recall the town/city--and there no forks or spoons put on the tables. The meal? Spaghetti.

Indeed. Paulsen for President.