"We all know MSM sucks goat balls."

Actually, scientific research has discredited this out-of-date theory some time ago. More than 15,000 reputed cases of goat ball sucking have been revealed as having all been totally imaginary. In the past 5 years of extensive investigation of what has become a major ubran myth, "Not one single credible case of anyone sucking a goat's balls has emerged," according to Robert Watts, head of the research team at UCLA, "and there are reasons for this. Clear and obvious reasons. Number one: only male goats have balls. Number two: male goats, known commonly as 'billy goats', stink horribly. No one would want to get that close to one. Number three: they are very aggressive, and do not allow anyone to simply walk up to them and suck their balls. Number four: No sane human being is stupid enough to even attempt to suck a billy goat's balls. Number five: No insane human, assuming there is anyone quite that insane, could possibly succeed in persuading a billy goat to allow him to suck its balls. End of story."

Please retract your statement that MSM sucks goats balls immediately or we will take legal action.