Don, I think the word was actually 'wibble', to be said with your underpants on your head and a couple of pencils up your nose.

I think I used to live near Wainscotting.....

I walked straight into the middle of 'Bona Pets' the other day, but everyone else was too young to understand the 'Mexican 'airless'.....

Limpit regularly shouts at other kids in the playground to 'come back and I'll bite yer legs orf!'.... and my office has a Dennis (Come and see the violence inherent in the system; help, help, I'm being repressed) who doesn't understand why I laugh at him instead of argue ('ere Dennis, there's some lovely filth over 'ere).

LTS