OK, Cait, so be it. But make sure you put a piece of cardboard on the passenger seat before you sit down.

Here's the plan, boys. We'll meet at the abandoned Lucky U Motel on the coast highway, 2 PM sharp on Saturday. Have a valid title with you. From there it's 12 miles to Windy Point. If you make it past Deadman's Curve on Windy Point, it's a two mile straightaway to Mario's Lunch Counter and Bait shop. That's the finish line. I'll have mbo ice down a cold keg of beer, so you cats can help me celebrate my victory here afterwards.. Winners keep all titles...losers walk. Deal?