No 'SPAW--my dad did own a Ford Bronco! Now I just drive the Pirate-mobile. So mister 'Spaw sir, do you need a pit crew? I know a thing or two about cars (and vans!) and even vehicles only found in Japan! (Pssstt...LEJ buddy--if you put his brake calipers on upside down, his brakes will lose pressure! Then 'Spaw will be the bait for the Great Barrier Reef sharks!) Or maybe we could shove a possum up his tail pipe? Caitrin, watch out for that 'Spawster--he's a dirty old man with QUITE a reputation. And ignore him if he asks you if you want to blow on his 'possum. C'mon JL--we've got a civic duty to do--when 'Spaw steals the only girl in town--well...something has to be done! I got some Greasy Kid Stuff back here--we could put it in our hair, put on some jeans & leather jackets and noone would know it was us. Let's roll dude! I gots some Duane Eddy on the radio in Napoleon!

--Mbo