BWL, during our walks (two dogs and me) if one dog and I don't notice that the other dog is trying to take a dump sometimes it ends up being taken "on the fly." But usually we notice and then our main concern is that no one steps in it.

Roald Dahl uses the term "dog droppings" in some of his stories, and his writings are so witty that I enjoy using his term as a sort of "homage" to his work.

Once those "R'llotin'nat" folks figure out that Rapaire will taste like dog droppings if they try to eat him, I figure they'll send him back intact. They might even give him a bath before they drop him off.