Hello this is Joanie,
I'm sorry but I'm not home,
But if you leave me your name and number
I promise soon as I get in I'll phone.........

or...................

Hey baby I'm your telephone man,
won't you tell me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
you can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring,
and if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
because, Hey baby I'm your telephone man


slainte

alison