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Thread #87878 Message #1662868
Posted By: GUEST,Noddy
06-Feb-06 - 12:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
A driver is pulled over by the police.
"You were speeding there sir" says the oficer "that was 31 in a 30 limit"
Oh is that bad" Says the driver.
Yes sir I m writing you a ticket.
You know says the driver I tried to join the police force once but wasnt allowed in.
Oh what happened you failed the medical or what.
No my parents were married.