The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #87878   Message #1663274
Posted By: Folkiedave
06-Feb-06 - 07:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
The alternative version goes:

"Why were you speeding?"

"My wife left me for a policeman and I thought you were giving her back....."