Sorry Em, but the song challenge started before we left Portaferry.

(to tune of "Oh Dear what can the matter be")
Chorous
Oh dear what can the matter be
poor old Giok locked out of the B&B
slept in the car all thanks to Emma B
who didnt know he was there

the First NOT to come in was Giok McKenzie
Who found the door locked and went into a Frenzy
The car was a compact not a Mercedes Benzy
and nobody knew he was there

Giok stopped off at Devlins for a cuppa tea
and sat for a minute to look at the sea
the B&B door was shut tight as the road at Drumcree
and Nobody Knew he was there

Next day Giok was not very merry
overnight in the car in cold Portaferry
Not even a beer can to use as a jerry
and not very comfy at all