I imagine you holmfirthers are currently inhaling large quantities of methane , from all that chicken s---t.
Or is it bull s--t.
Or quite possibly elephant s---t.
Here in the beautiful environs of the upper colne valley we thrive on carbon monoxide and textile waste.
And we gaze longinly(not) at the progressive encroachment of executive housing developements on our green and pleasant land.
I'm sure theres a song in there somewhere.