being 17 as of now i may have to start thinking about how i'll dodge the draft...

"sarge i'm only 18 i got a ruptured spleen and i always carry a purse, i got eyes like a bat and my feet are flat and my asthma's getting worse, just think of my career and my sweetheart dear and my poor old invalid aunt, 'cause i ain't no fool i'm a-goin' to school and i'm a-workin' in a de-fense plant"