The Islamic bomb, as they call nukes in Pakistan, would be the ultimate prize from an immediate military coup in Pakistan following a US invasion of Iran.

Each side would claim the other used a nuke first.

There would be much wailing and nashing of teeth. Christians would celebrate the event as the rapture. Muslims would devote themselves to the ultimate jihad, fatwa and universal chaos.

Fox news would delare the US milk supply to be safe despite the worl wide radioactive fallout.