The moon doesn't actually exist. What it is is a closely-knit aggregation of gravel, water, dirt, and dust that is held together by electrostasis. The so-called "Moon landings" were actually done on the largest of these pieces.

The actual true knowledge of what the Moon is -- which I have just shared with you at the risk of my life -- is a closely held secret of the Skull-and-Bones Club, the International Order of Odd Fellows, and the Little Sisters of the Downtrodden.